Poignant Satire

Being jobless is either a good thing a bad thing, the good thing about being unemployed is that you have no one bossing you around like a dickhead on a power trip or pretend to like your uptight teenager manager who believes he knows more than you based on the fact that he worked there longer than your university degree. However being a bum is also quite boring and unsatisfying, I mean I really don't know what to do, I am trying to be as creative as I can, to try to get into something that can actually give me some knowledge or an edge when I actually get back to the workplace or something that can actually give me pleasure and at the same time some cash so I can pay off for my Aussie lifestyle. I haven't been doing anything but been to a lot of places, especially I have been lurking around the electronic shops around the CBD for some new cool gadgets but since its the bloody economic crisis, I really have not guts to buy anything expensive or something that I already own (a crappy old one but still works) so nothing luxurious at the moment, not until I get another job. It has been alright to be honest, besides that fact that I haven't been drinking beer or that I spend a lot of my time in front of the computer playing video games and reading books. Hey this economic turmoil might as well bring out something cool out of me or bring me close to shrink.